Kukuz RuffBabez

:: Episode 6 : Kukuz Meets The Flying Fishcake ::

Special Appearance by : Mr Bolawonderable Trademarkable.

It was a bright sunny day, and the Kukuz were finally enjoying an outing to the Zoo together..

Shake: Liza!!!!! Stop takin video tapin the animals shitting!! U're supposed to be taping us!!!!
Azreen: Yah laaaaaaaah liza....eh lulu can u walk faster?? Lemau ah u.
Lulu: Eh...my pasal ah..nak walk slow ke..u tell Neeta to slow down lah.
Azreen: Neeta!! Walk slower can??!! Where are u rushing off to???
Neeta: Aiyaaaah. u all hurry up lah..Liza!! Eh clown. Video tape US ok.
Liza: ok ok lah..let me get the giraffe first ok?

So the Kukuz continued chatting away..laughing and takin pics..unbeknownst to them..dat an evil evil villain was watching dem on his Plasma TV far far away in RuffWorld.

Mr Jahat: Urgh!!! Those Kukuz!!! I swear!!! I will get rid of them one day!! They've interfered in my plans for the last time!!! Hmm i must think of a plan.

Mr Jahat thought for a very long time..and finally.

Mr Jahat: AHAH!!! I noe.

And dat very nite..alarm bells rang at a highly guarded prison on an island far far away in the Pacific Ocean. And one cell..one of the most highly guarded cells....was missing its inhabitant.

The next day..at the Kukuz Ruffbabes HQ..

RuffBot: Girls, i haf very bad news.
Kukuz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
RuffBot: The Glow in de dark Anneh has escaped frm prison.
Azreen: @@#$@@%$^%$&^%&^%!!!!
RuffBot: Yes...yesterday nite...it was an outside job.
Liza: Who?
Shake: I think idz Mr Jahat.
(All look at her)
Shake: Wat? I smell dis kinds of things.
Lulu: Okay. SO now wat?
RuffBot: If Shake is rite. They must be planning sumthin really terrible together.
Neeta: Well den..i hope Shake is wrong.

In a ugly ugly fortress many miles away frm where the Kukuz were...Shake was rite..The Anneh n Mr Jahat were deep in discussion.

Anneh: So wats in it for me?
Mr Jahat: World Domination. AND. Dun u wan to see de Kukuz defeated?
Anneh: Of corse. Dats my only desire now.
Mr Jahat: Den idz a deal. Hmph. Dat will show one of them not to pick up my calls.
Anneh: You called one of them? WHO?
Mr Jahat: None of ur beeswax. We must think of a plan to get rid of them.
Anneh: Fine. In prison..i thot of a monster creation..so deadly..so menacing....
Mr Jahat: WAT?
Anneh: (Stepping back) let me present to you....THE FLYING FISHCAKE!!!!!
Mr Jahat: (lookin up) Impressive.
Anneh: It will be the Kukuz worse nightmare. We shall unleash it..on the city later.
Mr Jahat: And once they are out of the way..THE WORLD IS LEFT FOR OUR TAKIN!!!

Both break out into evil laughters.

The Following day...The Flying Fishcake is unleashed into the city..it was destroyin buildings and throwing paralysing fish flour on the pple...

And then..the Kukuz arrived. No-Guli Medusa(Azreen)!!! Legger Woman(Lulu)!!! Murmur Woman(Liza)!!! Man Eater(Neeta)!!! And..Scream Siren(Shake)!!!!

No Guli Medusa: HOLD IT RITE THERE BRUDDER!!!!
Man Eater: U're PHISH FOOD!!!
Flying Fishcake: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

-starts throwing fish sauce-

Murmur Woman: MOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!

All the Kukuz dodged the incoming Fish Sauce...dey fought him..but he was too tough...legger woman sent a powerful flying kick towards it.

Legger Woman: FLYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING KICK!!!!

WHAM!

The Flying Fishcake broke into pieces...

Scream Siren: Orait. U did it.

But suddenly..the pieces started to move.....

No Guli Medusa: OH NO!!! NOW THERE'S MORE OF THEM!!!!!

Just then..the Kukuz heard evil laughter..and they all turned in dat direction. And dey saw..Mr Jahat n The Anneh.

Mr Jahat: U haf interfered for the last time Kukuz!
Man Eater: Shake! U were rite!!!!! He did free The Anneh
Scream Siren: Seee..i told u so.
The Anneh: Now im goin to make u all pay for putting me in prison
Mr Jahat: hahahahahha!!! PADAN MUKA!!
No Guli Medusa: BOTH OF U WONT GET AWAY WIF THIS!!!
Mr Jahat: Oh yes we will AZZZZZZZZZZZREEEEEEEEEEEEN. TA-TA
The Anneh: CIAO.

Then they both disappeared in a poof.

Murmur Woman: Idiots.
Man Eater: Bastards.
Legger Woman: Belo.
Scream Siren: Morons.
No Guli Medusa: F***ers.

The now so many flying fishcakes were steadily approaching them..

Scream Siren: Wat do we do? There's too many of them
Legger Woman: I'm so so sorry.
No Guli Medusa: Idz ok...u din noe..

Soon the Kukuz was circled by the flying fishcakes....trapped.Then....

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. BANG!

Smoke filled the air..
The Kukuz coughed and struggled to look..and they saw...something..

Scream Siren: Is dat a...
Legger Woman: A soccer ball?
Man Eater: WAT SOUND IS DAT???

The sound of an approaching motorbike got louder n louder...Suddenly..More soccer balls came flying thru the air and landing on the fishcakes flying ard..and exterminatin them..

As the motocycle approached..de girls saw a guy riding on it...and he rode up next to them.

Mystery Guy in Helmet Wif Black Visor: I heard u girls needed help. here.

He stretched out his hand..and in his hand..dere were 5 miniature soccer balls..in red, green, blue, pink n orange.

Guy: One for each of u. Hurry. take the colour dat belongs to u..and eat it.
Man Eater: EAT IT?
Guy: Yes..it takes like sweets. Dun worry. Hurry.

The Girls ate the balls...and felt a new power surge thru them..and all at once..the energy boost gave new powers...which made them stronger..

and together wif the Mystery Guy..dey defeated the flying fishcakes..

No Guli Medusa: WOW. wat was that?
Mystery Guy: THAT. Were Power balls. Courtesy of the Ruff Guys. They heard dat Anneh n Mr Jahat haf combined forces..and they knew the Power balls will come in handy so in addition to ur current powers..u haf new ones....so from now on..

Azreen..u're known as Catwoman No Guli Medusa..wif the speed and agility of a cat
Lulu...u're now known as Wonder Legger Woman...Wif superhuman strength and the ability to fly.
Liza...u are Mystique Murmur Woman...u haf the ability to shapeshift..and take on any form u wish..
Neeta...now u are Poison Man Eater...u now possess the ability to lure ur enemies wif ur powers and poison them..and u are able to command nature to ur will
Shake...u are Invisible Scream Siren..wif telekinetic powers and the ability to turn urself invisible at will..

Legger Woman: But who are you?
Mystery guy: (opens his visor...revealing the most wonderful eyes ever...) I'm Mr Bolawonderable Trademarkable. I'm sorry. now idz not the time for me to show my face..but (takes Legger Woman's hand) I'm sure we will meet again one day. Till then. Use ur new powers well. Good luck. Goodbye...Wonder Legger Woman.
(lets go of her hand while still looking at her)

Then..he looked away..closed his visor..and started his bike and rode away...

later on..

Azreen: urgh..that's not the end of those two Bozos u noe.
Shake: Yah...i wonder wat they will haf planned next.
Neeta: Hmm luckily dat guy came along..and gave us new powers.
Liza: Speakin of dat guy..din u see hw interested he was in our lulu..and lulu has been in a daze since he held her hand.
Lulu: (snappin to reality) HUH? no ok..
Shake: YEEEEEEEEEES..
Lulu: NOOOOOOOOOOO.
the others: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES..

And so it was..Lulu became the subject of constant teasing that nite...though the girls managed to laugh a bit..dey knew dat more was to come...and dey knew...dat dey will haf to face the two villains again someday......

THE END.

(soorry this one took so long..till next time!!!)

EPISODE 5 : The GLOW-IN-THE-DARK Anneh VS Kukuz Ruffbabez.

It was a gloomy Thursday..the heavens were open..and the rain wld not stop pouring.
All the Kukuz were at SB-Suntec City waitin for Azreen to arrive, and wondering why she's late.
After more than 45 minutes..Az comes stormin in..Pissed n frustrated..and when questioned, relates the story of a schicdzophrenic Anneh whom she had just gotten to know. When finished, the girls were laughin at the ridiculity of the situation and yet sympathetic at Azreen's predicament. Then they got beeped by RuffBot.

Ruffbot: Girls. Make ur way to the HQ now.
Kukuz: ok!
Lulu: Who's drivin the RuffMobile today?
Neeta: Me!
Shake: Oh god. Get Azreen to drive...
Neeta: WAT?!!!

Back at HQ..

Liza: sOOOOOOOO. Wats goin on?
RuffBot: A really dark fella has been terrorising the areas around Tampines n Pasir Ris.
Shake: AAAH FINAALLY!! SOMETHIN LOCAL!!
Azreen: EH. He looks familiar.
Lulu: Yah he does.
Shake: OH yah..
(all 3 tilt their heads and went closer to the screen to get a better look).
Azreen: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!(for 20 secs)
Lulu n Shake: OH GOD IT'S HIM!!
Liza n Neeta: WHO?
Lulu n Shake: The one azreen was just tellin us abt!!!
Liza n Neeta: EEEK!!! ohhhhhhhhhhh.
Azreen: That's it his dead.
RuffBot: Hold on a minute girls.
ALL: WAAAAAAAAAAAT?
RuffBot: U can't go attackin him now. U see. He's schidzophrenic.
Azreen: (interrupting him) YES WE KNOW!!!!
Ruffbot: Listen..in the day. It's very easy for him to disappear. At nite..he glows in de dark..
Shake:Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
RuffBot: Yes...and he has multiple personalitiees at nite..so he's weaker..more vulnerable at nite.
Liza: So...wat u're sayin is that...we shld attack him at nite when he is most vulnerable?
RuffBot: Yes.
Neeta: But Where??!!!
Azreen: I know where.

Later at Night. The girls were at a stretch of empty road that was leadin to nowhere.

Neeta: Oi! Wat are we doin here?
Azreen: Din u see his friendster pic? Dis is his hideout!
Shake: WHy wld he put a pic of his hideout on Friendster?
Azreen: Eh BELO! Dis road LEADS TO his hideout. How can the road be his hideout?
Shake: Oh yah.

So the girls followed the road..in stealth mode of course. Finally they reached a hut at the end of the road. There was a car parked at the side that had been severely modified..so it look like a hearse...and there was a sign that said.

"Here is the house of the stalker. He is very smart n he can outsmart u. Enter if u wan to be traumatized."

Azreen: Oh yah. Dis is his.
Liza: Wat are we waiting for?
Shake: LOOK!!!! (pointing to sth in the hut)

From one of the windows, the girls cld see a figure glowing in the dark and taking pics of himself..

Lulu: That's Him!!
Azreen: oK lET'S go.

They crept up to the front door..

Azreen: On 3......THREE!!

The girls charged down the door. Anneh looked shocked..but he was obviously prepared..a fight ensued. Azreen looked like she was ready to chop his head off...the girls used their powers beating Anneh senseless...until he decided to split into 5 different personalities...Something was wrong..it seemed that the Anneh was STRONGER when he took on several personalities.

btw his personalities were a girlfriend, his sister, his mother, his best friend and a dog.

The girls were havin trouble fighting the personalities bcos they kept thinking.."these ppl are innocent!!!"

The girls fought until they were so tired..then all of a sudden, the personalities merged and became the Anneh again..before the girls could recover and attack..he sent a huge wave of blinding light towards them..and disappeared.

The girls were knocked unconscious for a while..and when they woke up..they realised he was gone...upset, they returned to HQ.

Back at HQ..

Azreen: THAT was annoyin!!!
Shake: ARGH!! RuffBot!! U gave us wrong info!!!
RuffBot: Sorry. My bet.
Liza: Now wat?
Lulu: Now we wait for daylight...then we attack him.

The Next Day..the girls...were out shoppin...at Tampines..

Neeta: Well i hope he's ard..
Shake: He will come...

A few minutes later..Anneh appeared out of nowhere..and was scaring the pple around him.

Azreen: Ok lets go!!!

The girls transformed and attacked the Anneh. They were rught!! Anneh couldnt take on multiple personalities in the day!!!!

He attacked Azreen!!!! Azreen couldnt use her hair to stop him!!!

So Shake let out a shrill piercin scream and Anneh stopped in his tracks...Shake then jumped up and sent a flying kick to his head...and Anneh's head detached from his body..and rolled on the ground..

Liza: Er ok..that's weird.
Neeta: Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Anneh: Look wat u all haf done. I dun die like this.
Shake: Apparently not.
Azreen: Wadever..let's just pick him up and tie him up and leave him for the police. Our job is done.
Anneh: WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!! DUN LEAVE ME LIKE THIS. I DIN MEAN TO DO ALL DAT!!!! FORGIVE ME!!!! PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE???
Azreen: Eat my shit brudder.

And wif that, the girls walked away leaving The Anneh screamin behind them.

The following day..

Shake: So how does it feel azreen? Kickin his butt?
Azreen: It felt good~~!! He deserved it...i wish i could do that for other guys.
Shake: I guess we will..in due time.

So the episode ends on a good note...Wif Azreen getting her revenge on the Anneh. Tune in next time...Mr Jahat...rmb him?? He's out to take over the world!!!!! See how the girls stop him..in episode 6.

-the end-

Boo!

The Kukuz' Official Blog.

So from getting a friendster account of our own. We've upped it by getting our own blog.

Call us narcissistic, we dun care.

This is where we tell u wat we think of stuff.

Men, life..And then..there are our wacky stories..

DACS (Disappearin Assholes Confusion Syndrome).
Ruffbabez the super heroines.
Hangs n Puteris.

Here u will find all our pics..our foto albums.

Call us narcissistic. See if we care.

Ok this is it for now.
Think of us as a girl band, but we dun sing n dance for ur entertainment pleasures/

Think of us as an extended version of the Charlie's Angels..but we dun work for any MAN. Please. Only for ourselves.

Think of us as a Sitcom like F.R.I.E.N.D.S but we are not yuppies wif sex drives.

So yes..we are not your average group of girls.

We are just here to prove that a group of Friends, like us..in its simplicity..is the BEST.

so yes..

Say wat u want.
We will bite back if we dun like it.

Like we said. Dun mess wif us.

-grinz-